The Ballad of Adele DaZeem: a Disney Oscar Summation in Tweets
Last night the world was given a new celebrity icon: Adele DaZeem.
It all started with a hostage situation. Hordes of little girls in tiaras begging their parents to let them stay up to watch Elsa sing. Disnerds everywhere tolerating odious acceptance speeches in a somewhat masturbatory self-congratulation ceremony for people who play pretend. A nation waiting with baited breath to hear the ice queen sing.
Male Disney Princesses
[Magical Leah’s Note: Everyone please give a warm welcome to my very first guest poster, Ms. Katharine McCain!]
[WARNING: mild spoilers for Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who]
All princesses are girls, right?
Right??
Well, not necessarily.
Once Upon a Time: Selfless, Brave, and True Review
This week’s episode was brought to you by the Hong Kong Tourist Agency.
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Once Upon a Time: Welcome to Storybrooke Review
Tonight’s episode was brought to you by New Jersey: a state so awful, little boys would apparently rather stay with psycho storybook villains than return to it.
Sorry, Jersey.
As always, beware of spoilers! Read More…
Once Upon a Time: The Miller’s Daughter Review
This week’s episode was brought to you by the strangest homage to Ghost I’ve ever seen. Here’s my take on “The Miller’s Daughter.”
SPOILERS! You have been warned… Read More…
Once Upon a Time: Manhattan Review
This week’s episode was brought to you by FedEx!
Please refrain from reading until you’ve watched Sunday night’s episode because this review contains spoilers! Read More…
Once Upon a Time Review: Tiny
Tonight’s episode was brought to you by Cinnabon!
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about then go watch the episode before you read this, because this article contains SPOILERS!
Once Upon a Time: In the Name of the Brother
*Spoilers*
Welcome back to Once Upon a Time! This week we’re exploring the fairy tale world of…19th century romantic science fiction?
Once Upon a Time: The Cricket
Here’s my take on tonight’s return of Once Upon a Time. Warning! Here be spoilers… Read More…
