Television

BREAKING! ABC’s Blackish Season Premiere Reveals Newest Disney World Technology: Transporting Portals

Leah — Tue, 27 Sep 2016 04:00:37 +0000

Disney, who recently invested a billion dollars in their new Magic Band technology, has just announced their newest technological project: Magic Portals. That’s right, Magic Portals. As in gateways that take you from one park to another, in the blink of an eye, simply by walking through them. We saw the precursor to this technology at […]

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How To Fix The Muppets TV Show

Leah — Mon, 11 Jan 2016 03:15:36 +0000

By now we’ve well established that I am a huge fan of The Muppets. So the fact that I had to force myself through most of the episodes of the new Muppet Show with a considerable amount of boredom mixed with the occasional dash of agonizing pain? Well, that’s quite a feat. It seems that my […]

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I Watched Disney Channel’s Descendants So You Don’t Have to: Part 4

Leah — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 08:00:57 +0000

We now present the fourth and final installment of the epic re-telling of Disney’s Descendants. I’m totally kidding. They’re of course making a sequel out of this mess. And an animated cartoon. I shit you not. Looks like my career of making fun of this franchise will be long lived. Thank goodness it pays so well. If you don’t know […]

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I Watched Disney Channel’s Descendants So You Don’t Have to: Part 3

Leah — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 07:07:29 +0000

Things are about to get R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S! Catch up with Part 1 and Part 2! You know, thinking about it, the lyric “I’d trade my kingdom for just one kiss” is kinda terrifying considering it’s coming from a boy who is actually about to have an entire kingdom to trade. I don’t know why everyone is […]

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I Watched Disney Channels’ Descendants So You Don’t Have To: Part 2

Leah — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 20:30:22 +0000

I’m not gonna lie, I woke up this morning jamming to “Rotten to the Core.” I may be enjoying this movie more than I care to admit. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out Part 1 of this delicious hate-watch. For everyone else, let’s dive in! We open on a “Remedial Goodness” […]

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I Watched Disney Channel’s The Descendants So You Don’t Have To: Part 1

Leah — Wed, 19 Aug 2015 01:13:08 +0000

Welcome to Disney Channel’s The Descendants, the show where everything is poorly written fanfiction and the story doesn’t matter. That’s right, the story is like Disney’s 17 straight-to-DVD Tinker Bell movies. They don’t really matter and no one pays attention to them anyway. Onto the movie! For those who don’t know, The Descendants is a […]

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Why I Couldn’t Be More Excited About the New Muppet Show

Leah — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 19:26:32 +0000

In honor of the (insanely early) political election season, I’m gonna make like a presidential candidate and completely reverse my position. Again, woman. I’m allowed. Recently I lamented the direction ABC told us they were taking with the new Muppet show and wondered if they truly understood the spirit of the Muppets. Then I watched the San […]

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The Other Problem with Honey Lemon: Her Heels

Leah — Sun, 05 Jul 2015 20:14:27 +0000

I swear, I really do like this character. A lot. But just because you like something doesn’t mean you can’t recognize its issues, especially when it has as much influence as a Disney character does. So buckle in. We’re going in for Round Two of the Honey Lemon Debate. Not too long ago, I wrote about […]

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Message to ABC: We Want Our Grandmothers’ Muppets

Leah — Mon, 18 May 2015 20:01:12 +0000

Guys. The Muppets are getting their own TV show!! Praise Henson! But here’s the description the ABC executive gave for the TV show. “The Muppets return to prime time with a contemporary, documentary-style show that—for the first time ever—will explore the Muppets’ personal lives and relationships, both at home and at work, as well as […]

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Why We Love the Muppets

Leah — Sat, 16 Aug 2014 21:05:40 +0000

It’s no secret. I love the muppets. I recently tried to convey my utter adoration for these goofy little bunches of fabric and fuzz, but I couldn’t quite put into words why I have as much love for these guys as I do. I mean, yes, there’s plenty to love. They’re hilarious, clever, and irreverent. But there […]

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