1. You claimed that George was a crybaby when you behaved like one in this article.

2. You got all bent out of shape for Dumbo being abused and Bambi feeling sad about his mom’s death but have no problem with bitchin’ about the Enchantress cursin’ the prince when he was bein’ a spoiled, selfish, and unkind brat.

FYI, Gaston of beauty and the Beast is the real asshat in that movie. Have you seen how he treated Belle? That’s like how jocks and other bullies treat nerds.

Why don’t you put yourself in the role of a victim by letting a bunch of bastards walk over you?

The prologue says that the rose would wilt on the Beast’s “21st year.” The conventional interpretation is that the spell will break on Prince Adam’s 21st birthday, and thus Lumiere’s lyrics in Be Our Guest would indicate that he was 11 when the curse was set.

A conceivable alternate interpretation would be that everyone is frozen in time by the curse, and the Beast must find true love before the 21st year of the curse. However, because Lumiere says “10 years we’ve been rusting,” it would seem that the curse has only been in place for 10 years, but time is already running out, so we see that this theory doesn’t hold up. I suppose if you really wanted to, you could posit that Lumiere’s statement means that nobody has been to the castle in 10 years, but before that 11 years had already passed, making a total of 21, but this is certainly not the most parsimonious explanation.

Whomp.