We’re back with the villain side of round one! Get your brackets ready, and see how well you fared!
Just a reminder, on the Hero side we found Hercules, Mulan, Mufasa, and Stitch the victors. Now let’s venture over to the villains, where the fighting gets a little bit nastier.
Chesire Cat vs Chernabog
In this corner we have a clever little cat who trips you up with mind games and makes parts of his body disappear.
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In this corner we have…the devil.
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I don’t see why I’d even discuss this one. It’s Chernabog. He’s the worst nightmare you ever had. He conjures skeletons and shows you what boobs look like at a very young age.
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He makes fire, is the size of three Expedition Everests stacked on top of each other, and is basically the biggest badass ever created in the Disney canon. What chance does a funny little cat have? Chesire cat better run while he still ca- wait, what’s happening? Chesire Cat, using his pre-Potter dissaparating skills, has eluded the clutches of Chernabog and is heading towards the light switch. He flicks it with his goofy striped tail, the light goes on, and holy crap! Chernabog just turned into a lifeless, non threatening mountain! Chesire Cat has turned the speaker on to Ave Maria to celebrate his victory! What is this!? The one who was supposed to take it all was defeated by a cat! I don’t think anyone else could have done it, folks, but Chesire Cat is the only one clever enough and nimble enough to make it to that light switch. In a giant upset, Chesire Cat defeats Chernabog. Dude.
It’s anybody’s game now, folks.
Evil Queen vs Jafar
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Well, this one is a bit interesting because we have two sorcerers going head to head. Whose magic reigns supreme? Sure, Jafar is a genie and an all powerful sorcerer, but he’s bound by the genie code to not kill anyone. Evil Queen doesn’t have to play so nice. Poisoned apple would work just fine on him. Of course, Jafar isn’t nearly as gullible as Snow was, so all he has to do is transform into the snake that gave me nightmares as a child and squeeze her until she’s KO’d. Yup, Jafar is the strongest of them all in this match.
Maleficent vs Frollo
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Okay, Frollo creeps me out more than any villain in Disneydom. When he sniffs Esmerelda’s hair? Yikes. However, he doesn’t really have any fighting skills for himself. He sends out his handsome minions instead.
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Maleficent, on the other hand, can turn into a dragon.
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‘Nuff said. Maleficent wins.
Hades vs Tick Tock Crocodile
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Well, once again you have a villain who doesn’t like to do his own dirty work. Hades like to send in his annoying little minions so he can lurk in the background and smirk bemusedly. Tick Tock, on the other hand, is used to hand to hand/claw combat. But you know, in ninety minutes he couldn’t even off Hook, who is considerably less formidable than Hades. Maybe the Croc would rise to the occasion, but in the end Hades would just blow some fire at him, throw him on the grill, and enjoy some gator (esque) meat. Florida style. Hades blows away the competition.
Well that’s the end of round one folks! And here’s our new bracket:
Who will take home the ultimate fighting trophy? Stay tuned!
