Yes, folks, our March Madness is over and now we’re on to our next installment of Dirty Disney! Ah, Dirty Disney. Where I destroy your childhood by taking an innocent Disney film and show how it’s filled with as much repressed sexual meaning as The Making of Me.
This week…Bambi.
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It’s the Final Countdown. Cue the music.
Hercules. Maleficent. A naive Demi-God and an evil sorceress who takes baby showers perhaps a bit too seriously. It’s hero vs villain, good vs evil.
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Four left. Two villains. Two heroes. Each competing to represent their league and win the glory of the name champion. It’s been a tough fight so far. Let’s look at our bracket. 
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We’re back, and the victors of the last round are ready to throw around some folding chairs and rattle some cages. Let’s take a look at our bracket.
We’re back with the villain side of round one! Get your brackets ready, and see how well you fared!
Let’s get ready to rumble!
Everyone seems to be super hyped about this whole March Madness thing, and I wanted to get in on the action. Except I know nothing about that whole orange ball-dribbling thing. (Except that I’m from Philly so ‘Go Sixers!’ — they’re a college basketball team right?)
So I decided to create a new March Madness based on something I do know: Disney characters and bizarre hypothetical situations. So we here at The Magical World Of have created our own Disney March Madness bracket.
Yes, last week we talked about Disney drunkenness and now we’re moving on to assholes. No, I’m not referring to the Disney villains. They do bad things, but that’s their job! Otherwise the hero would have nothing to do.
These five characters just do things that, when you stop and think about it, are kinda dickish. Some of them might not even stick too clearly in your memory, often times they slide into the background unnoticed. But when you really think about them and their actions, you sit back and say “Wow. What an asshole.”
Here are my top five.
Sorry, hand drawn animation fans. Bob Iger has thrown down the gauntlet…sort of. At least for the time being, there will be no 2D animation projects undergone by the Disney company.
Gone are the days of classically animated tales such as Snow White and Beauty and the Beast. It’s all CG from here, folks. And I, personally, blame Tangled and Princess and the Frog.
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They’re tiny. They’re toony. They’re just a little loony….they’re Disney’s top 5 henchmen with a dose of comedy!
Well, the month of Hallmark is over and on to…the month of Guiness! That’s right, it’s March and that means St. Patty’s day is around the corner.
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Ah, St. Patricks Day. The day where inside of every adult is a little bit of Irish and a whole lot of liquor. So how to marry these two concepts and guarantee myself a passenger seat in the hand basket to hell? By compiling a list of the best characters to drink with, of course!
