We all knew this was coming, guys. But I don’t know if any of us were quite prepared.
— Oh My Disney (@OhMyDisney) March 12, 2015
And I think this pretty much summarizes the Disnerd reaction:
Yeah, Disney is returning to the sequel game. And, although they’ve regained my trust in a lot of ways, they have not yet earned back the sequels rights. So, the following are the only acceptable plots that would make me actively look forward to Frozen 2: The Quest for More Merchandise.
1. Elsa Joins the Avengers
Forget dinky little ice skates, finally Elsa can put her powers to real use.
Or, if we wanna go a lil’ darker…
2. Elsa Joins the Dark Side and becomes the new Darth Vadar.
I mean, after a lifetime of suppressing your most innate quality because your parents taught you that it was dangerous and shameful? I’d wanna kick a little ass.
This could also double as the next Star Wars movie.
Continuing down the villain route I love so much…
3. Elsa finds Ariel, Aurora, and Snow White, and finishes the job.
Or, if you aren’t quite as sadistic as I am…how about a comedy?
[Big Bro’s note: For the sake of humanity I hope no one is as sadistic as you.]
4. Elsa and Marshmallow pair up in unlikely-buddy-cop duo.
I’d watch the hell out of this movie.
[Big Bro’s note: Throw in Sven as the police chief and I’m there.]
Actually, you know what I’d really like to see?
Because no one wants two companies that squander their talents and enormous potential on half-assed sequels.
Except for Incredibles 2. Cuz that’s gonna be awesome.
But, let’s face it, Disney wants to sell merchandise. So it will probably be 90 minutes of Elsa trying on fabulous dresses that you can purchase for yourself and your doll, while Idina belts out high E flats, and Olaf dances around a lot.
Actually, that sounds kind of awesome.
What plot lines would make Frozen 2 acceptable to you?