Oh no, Christmas Eve Day and you forgot to get something for your favorite Disney character? Never to fear! Follow this handy guide to get your animated amigo the perfect gift.
Cinderella ———————————————————— Running Shoes
And the correctly colored dress.
Aurora ————————————————————— Red Bull
Could save a lot of problems.
Sven ——————————————————————– A Carrot
Don’t you think he’s earned it?
Prince Eric ——————————————————- Pen and Paper
Now the next time he meets a hot mute chick, he can just have her write down “I’m the one who saved you but an evil Divine cos-player gave me a who-ha in exchange for my killer belt now kiss me or I turn into sea kelp,” and everything will be cool.
Aladdin ——————————————————– New Fez and Vest Combo
I mean, his is just so 3rd century.
Jack Sparrow —————————————————– Eye Makeup Remover
Seriously, Jack, it’s really bad for your skin to sleep with makeup on.
The Prince —————————————————————– A Name
Mrs. Jumbo ——————————————————- A Spa Day
If anyone needs one, it’s this mama.
Timon and Pumbaa ———————————————- A Bug Zapper
They’ll be thrilled at how much time this nifty cooking device can save! Leaves more time for bowling buzzards.
Mr Toad —————————————————————- Advil
After he wakes up from his “motor mania,” he’s gonna need it.
Snow White ——————————————————— A Social Worker
YOU’RE FOURTEEN.
Hope all your Disney Holiday Wishes come true!
