Recently, and by recently I mean earlier today, the main creators of Frozen – directors Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee, producer Peter del Vecho, and song writers Bobby Lopez and Kristen Anderson Lopez – sat down with the users of Reddit to answer fans’ questions. I love it when celebrities/artists do these “Ask Me Anythings.” It’s a really wonderful way to give something directly to the fans…and feed into their budding psychosis.
That should have prepared us for the interview to follow.
It did not.
For those of you too afeared to venture into the internet black hole that is Reddit, I have compiled my personal favorite moments and revelations from the AMA.
Kristen and Bobby propose the name of the Frozen Sequel
I would like to personally add that while I love all these people and hope they collaborate again on a future project…Disney has not yet earned the right to produce sequels again. There has been too much pain.
Jennifer reveals her favorite Disney movie
All of the creators gave extended explanations for their favorite Disney movie and how it affected their lives. Jennifer Lee kept it humble.
Just in case people are unaware, Jennifer Lee also wrote the screenplay for Wreck it Ralph. She is also now in my list of favorite human beings.
Fans call out the producer for making awful-looking trailers
The original concept for the movie included goth Elsa and prissy pants Anna
But then they were like…
And they fixed it. Thank the Disney Gods.
Bobby and Kristen show their special love for Jonathan Groff…’s butt
And the internet search for the Groff ballad begins!
These people know what they’re doing.
The fans ask the ultimate question that had been burning in all our minds:
We were taunted with the possible return of Marshmallow Man
And finally…Chris and Jennifer broke the fandom.
So like…they were going to see…
and then ended up…
Which makes Tarzan the prince and perhaps rightful King of Arendelle…?
The Disney Fandom explodes.
And Chris Buck (director of Tarzan) and Jennifer Lee are all like…
Read the full AMA here before the rest of the internet implodes.